How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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