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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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