He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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