im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
You don't make any sense
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