i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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