Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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