We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The beer is more important than you right now.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
