All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I can't turn off my feet"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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