the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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