Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Nicole vs. Life
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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