this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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