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My liver just broke up with me...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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