just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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