I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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