he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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