HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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