Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
do nipples grow back?
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