every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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