He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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