Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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