We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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