So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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