The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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