We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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