Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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