Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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