I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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