Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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