plz talk dirty to me
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
