We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Randomize
