no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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