Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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