youre lurking in front of me
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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