yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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