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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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