Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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