my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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