Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I am mentally ready for anal.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
