Im at strip club and am horny
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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