My balls are so social today.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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