"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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