Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I love you.
Bad choice
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
