either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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