didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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