hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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