If i come over, it means nothing
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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