I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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this just has baby written all over it
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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