shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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