quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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