So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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