Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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