I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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