So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
God I need to hump something, right now.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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