What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
its liver damage thursday
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